Definitions by amber

murri 

Coming from the old southern word meri or meredith, Murri means only slutty or bumpy.

Murri is fo' sho' bangin'.

I vaaant to get up in hurr (murri's) koolaid.

murri by amber July 28, 2004

fartfunkled 

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

fartfunkled by Amber June 30, 2004

Cheese Cake 

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.

Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!

Cheese Cake by Amber June 28, 2004

guemes 

a place in Washington state where trailer trash, smelly hippies, dirty people, pot heads, rich, and dirty trailer trash hippies with stashed money reside.

Hey man, you smell like shiz, go live on Guemes.

guemes by amber June 13, 2004

braining 

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

braining by Amber June 1, 2004

The Darkness 

In my opinion, one of the greatest bands to come to America along with Jet,
Finally REAL ROCK!!!!

Saw The Darkness in Milwaukee on March 26th, THEY ROCKED!!

The rest of America (the Darkness haters) needs to just deal with the it, because The Darkness are ROCKING AMERICA!!!, whether you like it or not!

The Darkness by Amber May 11, 2004

Proso 

slang for "prostitute"

look at that proso! how ugly!

Proso by amber April 24, 2004