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insane in the membrane

by Allison September 23, 2004
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mardi gras

Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" Originally created in Mobile, Alabama but now made into amazing shit by New Orleans, Louisiana. Although Mardi Gras Day is the big day of celebration it is the days, or should we say nights, that are really celebrated. Random hookups, exposures of oneself, and complete and total memory loss and lack of judgement occur on these wondeful nights.
Only during Mardi Gras will you see a 12 year old smoking weed and a 10 year old drinking beer. BUt only in New Orleans are people actually use to it.
by allison March 31, 2005
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fletch

a person who is profoundly hot, smooth, athletic, smart, blonde ---basically got it going on!
"whoaa, dude... that girl is FLETCH!"
by allison October 21, 2004
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honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"
Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.
by Allison March 22, 2004
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bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.
by Allison January 4, 2005
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kcch

A written 'hiss'.
Use instead of *hiss*, when angered, or when there is nothing else to say.
You arent coming to the party tommorow?! kcch!
by Allison January 30, 2004
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smob

you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.
you are such a smob

i am smobbing you

lets smob!!
by Allison September 17, 2004
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