alkie chris's definitions

afterparty

It's,like,when you go clubbing and there's a party afterwards somewhere else

'Scuse us,mate,do you know where the afterparty is

by alkie chris February 2, 2004

musical

a bollocks play with singing in it

this musicals really starting to do my head in

by alkie chris November 26, 2003

tart

Akin to a pie but somewhat more sweet than savory

My name is Currant Bun has anyone seen my girlfriend Jam Tart?

by alkie chris November 26, 2003

minger

One whose ugliness is ,they hope, in inverse proportion to their personality. If only they knew...

Keep that minger away from me!!

by alkie chris November 25, 2003

stopout

A woman of loose morals who will often start families with the sole intent of procuring accomodation for herself and her delightful halflings

Good Lord Molly - that scrubber has had 6 additional children since I last clapped eyes on her - the dirty little stopout

by alkie chris November 25, 2003

milkman

He whose loins you came from

I am so glad that the milkman is my daddy and not that ____ Terence who I have thought it was for the last 25 years

by alkie chris February 26, 2004

whitecider

A pikier version of its bra-a-n cousin, whitecider contains no apples whatsoever ( only gut - rotting chemical nastiness) and is particularly favoured by the jakeys who assemble daily on turbo island

Oi,Tel,Giz us 59p for a can of whites

by alkie chris November 25, 2003