ali's definitions

pff

a term used to say i dont care or fuk that shit

"pff yea rite like im gunna do that homework"

by ali April 7, 2004

Spankin'

perfect

"How are you?" "I'm spankin'"

by Ali October 6, 2003

P4yn3

1. A name given to describe a sexual experience or sexual status.

2. A nickname for a sexual icon.

Oh man, I wanna be like P4yn3

I want to get P4yn3'd today!

by Ali November 12, 2004

freebase

A method of inhaling drugs by holding a flame under a metal spoon filled with cocaine or any crushed pill. One holds a flame under the spoon and collects the fumes from the crushed pills in an empty bottle and the inhales these fumes by taking a hit off the bottle.

Sketchy Alex freebases epileptic drugs with my spoon.

by Ali October 17, 2003

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

crack pants

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

by Ali May 26, 2004

stampfler

A jew broad who resides in Bancroft hall

Stop being such a stampfler and loan me some cash

by Ali February 18, 2004