Definitions by alfalfa31

memeunist 

One who steals and redistributes memes to those who cannot create them.

From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.

Tom: Did you see Joe's meme?

Mary: I made that shit. Joe is a total memeunist.

memeunist by alfalfa31 February 11, 2017

Fire Hazard 

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

Fire Hazard by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

morning marble 

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

morning marble by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

Morning Marble 

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

Morning Marble by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

pop-tard 

Wildly influential pop celebrity with absolutely no intelligence. This is usually from the perspective of the parents of kids who listen to / emulate the tard in question.

I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...

pop-tard by alfalfa31 July 23, 2010

harmster 

n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.

Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...

Parent 2: Must be a harmster.

harmster by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009

treenis 

Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.

Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.

treenis by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009