n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.
Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
Parent 2: Must be a harmster.
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From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
From each according to his photoshop ability, to each according to his need.
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Get the treenis mug.The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
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Get the Morning Marble mug.An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.
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I'm so glad that pop-tard Paris Hilton has dropped off the map. Now, if only we could do something about that Bieber kid...
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