headslapper

when you rip someone the fuck off usually in dealing with illegal substances
by Alec May 13, 2005
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Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
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<(^^)>

a kirby type smiley were he is hugging
awwwwwwww how cute <(^^)>
or
YOU FUCKING CUNT <(^^)>

note(<(^^)> makes things better)
by Alec February 25, 2005
mugGet the <(^^)>mug.

shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush
1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.
by Alec November 04, 2004
mugGet the shit for brainsmug.

shed

to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.
i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed

man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day
by alec October 17, 2004
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bootydoo

When your belly sticks out more than your bootydoo
yo bitch aint nuttin but a bootydoo.

i bet you tap that bootydoo.

more like bootydon't
by Alec May 13, 2005
mugGet the bootydoomug.

soulmates

Gangsta: WHO U BE WITMAH HOMEEEZAH!?!?!?!?13
Sensible Metalhead: *major stab-age*
by Alec June 15, 2004
mugGet the soulmatesmug.