albert's definitions

drive it like you stole it

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 14, 2004

superbowl snafu

The event during the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show in which Justin Timberlake removed the right side of Janet Jackson's top, revealing her breast.

CBS apologized for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl Snafu.

by Albert February 14, 2004

swat

To block an attempted shot in the game of basketball.

Shaq tried to dunk the ball, but Vlade Divac managed to swat the ball into the stands.

by Albert February 14, 2004

go yard

To hit a home run in the game of baseball.

Nomar Garciaparra should go yard 2 or 3 times in this game.

by Albert February 14, 2004

crikey

Australian exclamation equivalent to "WOW!"

Oh, crikey! Look at that king Croc!

by Albert February 14, 2004

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004