grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 02, 2003

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

SuperNova

Fucking idiot. Starwars fanboy in denial, with no life, a small cock and a fat head.

Simon AKA Gothmog the Tosser

by Alan March 03, 2005

mobojo

a hot girl that walks and talks weird

morgan johnson

by alan November 23, 2003

stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

by Alan March 21, 2005

Hop-head

One who habitually uses "hop" or opium. Also hop-habit: opium addiction.

"Lemme tell you 'bout Willie the Weeper,
Willie the Weeper, yeah, the chimney sweeper
He had the hop-habit and he had it bad
Lemme tell you 'bout a dream he had"

--old ragtime song about opium.

by Alan June 05, 2004

murder

to enjoy

I could murder an Ice-cream.

by alan June 29, 2003