alan's definitions

Spectorial

a situation that is completely out of control

1) When pascal called louie fat, the situation turned spectorial

by Alan June 15, 2004

2mb

1. Tomb.

2. Huge ass pussy.

by Alan August 25, 2003

wind

1. To be out of physical shape or not in good condition. To feel light-headed and slight pain.
e.g He got winded from that punch

2. A way of dancing

3. A fart
e.g He broke wind

4. A rush of air created by warm air rising and cold air rushing in to takes its place.

5.To use a twisting motion which in turn has a wheel used as a simple machine in order to achieve some task which prepares the object containing the object to be twisted.

e.g I'm going to wind up the toy.

All in my definition.

by Alan February 3, 2004

slpin

sexy lolita playing in nymph

The redneck saw slpin as he drove his truck across a green empty field

by Alan July 25, 2003

Swench

A slutty Wench of a female

Your mum is a swencch

by Alan May 22, 2003

jaunbrand

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

by alan June 2, 2004

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005