al's definitions

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

yo

A noun of reference to someone, usauly refering to males. Also meaning "he", "his", or "him".

Yo, come hear for a second.
Yo said he got banked yesterday.

by Al June 10, 2006

sketchy

This expression was first coined in reference to hastily drawn out, or sketched, building/construction plans, which were uncertain at best and disastrous at worst. The overall thread of meaning is the same, but now applies to morality/legality. On the overall continuim of goodness, things progress, in order: safe, sketchy, shady, outright criminal.

Getting wasted and gambling away half your paycheck in Nevada may be legal, but its definitely sketchy.

by Al February 26, 2004

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

mmuuuahaha

The sound made by an evil genius as he finalizes his plans for world domination

Then I'll take over the world. Mmuuuahaha!!

by Al March 29, 2005

RUI

Riding Under the Influence. When you are "operating" a bicycle/ scooter/ skateboard while on drugs or alcohol. This is actually illegal in many US states.

I tried to avoid drinking and driving by riding a bicycle to the bar, but then I got busted for RUI by this asshole cop.

by Al February 19, 2005