al's definitions

Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.

I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.

by Al February 16, 2005

dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

by Al January 17, 2003

lowbrow

see: www.lowbrow.com

Dude, there was some funny ass shit on lowbrow.

by al November 30, 2003

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

by al November 13, 2004

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

gallo

marijuana, mary jane

Bring the gallo with you.

by al March 14, 2005