by al November 12, 2004
Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
by Al October 27, 2003
by Al February 04, 2005
An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 08, 2003
to jerk off (Philly slang)
Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much
Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much
by Al December 12, 2003
What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.
Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
by Al October 27, 2003