13 definitions by aksival
A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival June 24, 2007
A shit so terrible and so vile that it renders the receiving device completely unusable until somebody in facilities arrives to repair it. The GBU-28 missile was given the nickname 'Bunker Buster' because of it's similar effect on caves in Afghanistan.
James just ate four grilled-stuffed burritos from Taco Bell...watch out, he's gonna drop a bunker buster!
by aksival February 1, 2007
A device designed or used for the purpose of depositing feces. Said device may be a toilet, a paper bag, or simply a hole in the ground.
1. Whilst camping, it is highly recommended to designate an appropriate meat catcher before dark.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
by aksival January 18, 2007
When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
by aksival October 20, 2008
The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.
by aksival December 17, 2006
Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you
by aksival January 22, 2008