aksival's definitions
When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
by aksival February 23, 2009
Get the Wet Seatmug. Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you
by aksival January 22, 2008
Get the flubulousmug. 1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.
2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.
2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.
Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"
Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"
Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."
by aksival December 18, 2006
Get the I'm Thinkin' Arby'smug. A device designed or used for the purpose of depositing feces. Said device may be a toilet, a paper bag, or simply a hole in the ground.
1. Whilst camping, it is highly recommended to designate an appropriate meat catcher before dark.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
by aksival January 20, 2007
Get the Meat Catchermug. A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 24, 2007
Get the asshackmug. The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.
The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".
by aksival February 19, 2008
Get the mediocreditemug.