aksival's definitions

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008

flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you

Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.

by aksival January 22, 2008

I'm Thinkin' Arby's

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.

Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."

by aksival December 18, 2006

Meat Catcher

A device designed or used for the purpose of depositing feces. Said device may be a toilet, a paper bag, or simply a hole in the ground.

1. Whilst camping, it is highly recommended to designate an appropriate meat catcher before dark.

2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.

by aksival January 20, 2007

Juggernauting

1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.

2. Being an asshole.

1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.

2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."

by aksival February 13, 2007

Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

by aksival February 23, 2009