by aksival December 02, 2007
A device designed or used for the purpose of depositing feces. Said device may be a toilet, a paper bag, or simply a hole in the ground.
1. Whilst camping, it is highly recommended to designate an appropriate meat catcher before dark.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
2. When you realize it's Panera Time, you'd better start looking for a meat catcher.
by aksival January 20, 2007
Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you
by aksival January 22, 2008
Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.
Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.
Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."
by aksival February 04, 2007
1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.
2. Being an asshole.
2. Being an asshole.
1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.
2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."
2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."
by aksival February 13, 2007
A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 24, 2007
The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.
The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".
by aksival February 19, 2008