Second Lining

The act of being second in line to another person, especially in an undesirable situation.
Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.

Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."
by aksival February 01, 2007
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I'm Thinkin' Arby's

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.
Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."
by aksival December 17, 2006
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flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you
Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.
by aksival January 22, 2008
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Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.
Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!
by aksival December 17, 2006
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Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
by aksival October 20, 2008
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Bunker Buster

A shit so terrible and so vile that it renders the receiving device completely unusable until somebody in facilities arrives to repair it. The GBU-28 missile was given the nickname 'Bunker Buster' because of it's similar effect on caves in Afghanistan.
James just ate four grilled-stuffed burritos from Taco Bell...watch out, he's gonna drop a bunker buster!
by aksival February 01, 2007
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Juggernauting

1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.

2. Being an asshole.
1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.

2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."
by aksival February 12, 2007
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