In Fable, although the game is developed by Big Blue Box and this is obviously a reference to the company that made the game, there is a legend about the first man choosing which world his people would live in. He had a choice between a large blue box, and a small red box. Believing the latter represented the sun, he chose the large blue cube. The gods, knowing the true differences between the two, revealed that the red box had only enough room for all the good in the world, and the blue box had room for all the good and the evil, and that the man had damned his people to life as we knew it in the dark ages. My point is, GameCube was a big blue box, full of some good things (Resident Evil 4, Zelda, Mario, SSBM...), but over stuffed with horrible things (i.e. Barbie Games, Generic Japanese Anime RPGs).
disenfranchisedgamerboy1: Man, I wish Nintendo had taken the small red box approach--I mean, the GameCube could have better represented Nintendo as something small, red, and boxy-- so I wouldn't accidentally make friends with those other gamers who play Xbox and PS2 and end up spending money on those systems.
disenfranchisedgamerboy2: Totally, dude.
disenfranchisedgamerboy2: Totally, dude.
by aka_Pyro April 07, 2007
Get the GameCubemug. The nickname of Master Revan from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic for Xbox and PC, given to him/her after successfully defeating Darth Malak, destroying the Star Forge, and bringing balance to the Force and justice to the galaxy. The significance of the name refers to how Revan was originally captured as a Sith Lord, brought back from the brink of death by Bastila, had his/her memory erased and rewritten, regained his/her memories of the Star Forge and of being Dark Lord of the Sith, remaining a Jedi despite the resurfacing memories, mastering the force...and so on. The point is, Revan was going to conquer the galaxy as a Sith Lord, and ended up saving it as a Jedi.
Master Vandar: We Jedi now have another tale to weave into the grand history of hour eternal Order - the Redemption of Revan, the prodigal knight.
by aka_Pyro May 21, 2007
Get the The Prodigal Knightmug. 1. A humorous exclamation uttered whilst playing a game, and while playing, the game characters unintentionally do something suggestive, for example, when playing Star Wars Battlefront, and you use the crawl feature and make the character back up, causing them to crawl backwards with their ass in the air. At that point, it is prudent to say "Sexy Ass!" to provide comical relief.
by aka_Pyro May 27, 2007
Get the sexy assmug. An acronym for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the 2003 Game Boy Advance spinoff of Square's Final Fantasy Tactics for the Play Station from 1997. See Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
I like to play FFTA sometimes, because it is a game with serious replay value hidden beneath a cute and addictive exterior.
Square-Enix should pay me for all the time I spend glorifying their epic games.
Square-Enix should pay me for all the time I spend glorifying their epic games.
by aka_Pyro November 25, 2007
Get the FFTAmug. A great game; which is ironic, because during the months before its release, Nintendo's decision to develop a next-gen Metroid game as an FPS earned the hatred of millions of fanboys, and it was the running joke on every forum. Then when the game came out, they realized it was the best thing they had ever played.
Metroid Prime + GameCube = Joy
Metroid Prime 2 + GameCube = More Joy
Metroid Prime (Hunters) + DS = PWNAGE.
Metroid Prime 2 + GameCube = More Joy
Metroid Prime (Hunters) + DS = PWNAGE.
by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007
Get the Metroid Primemug. One of the best units to play a no rush game (a game where you wait 5-20 mins before attacking, in contrast to all the little babyback n00bs who zerg the crap out of you early on) with in StarCraft on Battle.net, especially when used with Arbiters, the greatest free online gaming service that has been around for more than 10 years.
person1: dudes, i'm sending Arbiters to the last base, bring the Carriers, Guardians, and Battlecruisers to the warp point!
...30 seconds later: Opponent: HOLY MOTHER OF!--*player gets crap owned out of him...
...30 seconds later: Opponent: HOLY MOTHER OF!--*player gets crap owned out of him...
by aka_Pyro April 06, 2007
Get the Carriermug. An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...
PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.
by aka_Pyro May 06, 2007
Get the PeniStationmug.