aka_Pyro's definitions

Metroid Prime

A great game; which is ironic, because during the months before its release, Nintendo's decision to develop a next-gen Metroid game as an FPS earned the hatred of millions of fanboys, and it was the running joke on every forum. Then when the game came out, they realized it was the best thing they had ever played.

Metroid Prime + GameCube = Joy
Metroid Prime 2 + GameCube = More Joy
Metroid Prime (Hunters) + DS = PWNAGE.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

Final Fantasy

The only decent reason to play on any of Sony's game systems. Sports games don't even count as games, for those of you who weren't in the know.

Dammit, Square Enix keeps making me buy Sony's PeniSystem crap!Damn you, Final Fantasy!

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

Catcher in the Rye

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.

Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

the Megaman effect

When a game company lucks out with smash hit game, and then proceeds to crank out worthless clones of the game, cleverly disguising them as "sequels." A prime example is CapCom's MegaMan BattleNetwork series for Game Boy Advance, which began as a launch title for the handheld in 2001, but quickly became an incredibly long "series" of games that are all essentially the same game. Of course, the same thing could be applied to Nintendo and Game Freak's popular Pokemon series for Game Boy, GBA, and the DS.

Dude, WW2 games, Vietnam war games, and Atlus RPGs are suffering from the MegaMan effect.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

androgynous

A shared characteristic of characters in most japanese rpgs, esp. the games in the Final Fantasy series after X.

Vaan from Final Fantasy XII is too androgynous.

by aka_Pyro May 25, 2007

Judge

1. A combat law enforcement agent and mediator in Square-Enix's Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for the GBA. These individuals would oversee the battle and enforce the daily laws with rewards for performing recommended actions, and punishment for breaking the law. Later in the game, said laws could be counteracted with special law cards, which could erase and create new laws.
2. An elite branch of the Archadian Imperial Military from Square-Enix's Final Fantasy XII for PS2. These distinguished warriors wear unique and elaborate suits of armor that mirrored the armor of the above judges.

1. Weak, Fire was outlawed and I accidentally used my fighter's Backdraft! Now the Judge just sent him to prison!

2. Holy crap, I'm up against some Judge and a handful of Imperial Soldiers... Gotta kill the weaklings first...

by aka_Pyro May 25, 2007

sexy ass

1. A humorous exclamation uttered whilst playing a game, and while playing, the game characters unintentionally do something suggestive, for example, when playing Star Wars Battlefront, and you use the crawl feature and make the character back up, causing them to crawl backwards with their ass in the air. At that point, it is prudent to say "Sexy Ass!" to provide comical relief.

*Playing Battlefront II as Aayla Secura:
me: Sexy Ass!
crazedgamer24 (a.k.a. Fuck Bag): lol!

by aka_Pyro May 27, 2007