aesop's definitions

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 6, 2003

skank tank

a peep show.

I work at the skank tank.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

edthemf

The best person I've ever met, I love him and cherish him with my whole life and would die for him <3

Oocha Cooch: "Do you follow edthemf on TIKTOK?"
Peaches: "Yes."

by Aesop June 5, 2021

lumberjill

a butch dyke

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

by aesop December 1, 2003

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 1, 2003

white belt

Any sort of back petting urban hipster fan boy puss.

The Hemlock is afucking white belt trough

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

by Aesop April 30, 2004