box kick

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.


shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.
by ae123456 April 22, 2009
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Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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Lankasaurus

adj: describes a person whom is extremely freaking tall. This person is so tall and that that they tower pretty much over every single person they chill with. You can see this person literally from a mile away.

synonym's: lanky, tall
Hey have you seen my buddy Lankasaurus anywhere? Oh wait nevermind...
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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LCBO

n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario

This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.

See also: The Beer Store

pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 21, 2009
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butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
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shit disturber

adj: someone who stirs up drama, usually for no valid reason what so ever.

see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
Kanye West is a big shit disturber, who loves drama.

He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!
by ae123456 January 01, 2010
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