n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.
see also: biff,biffs,biffed
see also: biff,biffs,biffed
Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?
Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.
Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.
Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Biff Master Flexmug. adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
Get the ultimate douchebaggerymug. n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.
see also: Poonin
see also: Poonin
* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Poonermug. noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
by ae123456 January 01, 2010
Get the January 1stmug. noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
Get the butthole banditmug. n: short form of the basement
usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
Amber: Hey you wanna chill later tonight and get shitfaced?
Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the the basemug. noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.
The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.
see also: recessionista
The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.
see also: recessionista
Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?
Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.
Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.
by ae123456 March 04, 2009
Get the recessionitismug.