Definitions by adrian

gold digger

about 95% of all, that's right ALL women.

If the editor is a woman, this won't get published BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE. they are gold diggers.

gold digger by Adrian April 8, 2006

smarts 

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

smarts by Adrian April 8, 2006

invade 

to fuck a girl "invade" her with your dick.

Cesar, it's time to invade Alexandria.

invade by Adrian April 8, 2006

star wars 

Let's get the record straight: There seems to be a misconception about people that love these movies and being complete fucking nerds about them.

I, for one, love these movies. All 6 of them. When other people ask me "do you like star wars?" I answer "yeah". THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING NERD. get that through your thick goddamn skull. Nerds are the people that dress up and wait outside the theatre 6 months before the movie. Those are the people that are giving the rest of us fans a bad name. If you want to dress up like jango for halloween or for a costume party, be my guest. But if you do it for a movie premiere just don't act like a complete douche.

I like star wars and lord of the rings. Sue me.

star wars by Adrian April 3, 2006

devil in the blue shorts 

Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend

If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!

devil in the blue shorts by Adrian January 21, 2006

Iron Maiden 

1. Instrument of torture during medieval times
2. Metal Band
3. A regenerator w/ spikes coming out of it in resident Evil 4.

Oh shit! it's the iron maiden!

Iron Maiden by Adrian December 29, 2005

gayden crystalmeth 

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

gayden crystalmeth by Adrian December 28, 2005