by ace October 21, 2003

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by Ace April 03, 2005


You walk into a room and find yourself walking towards the stage when the lights turn on and you find that the room is full of gay men. Your responce would be JEABUS
by Ace November 22, 2004

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
by Ace April 20, 2004

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 01, 2008

by Ace December 25, 2003
