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mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
by Aaronak January 14, 2005
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it's

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)
by aaronak April 27, 2006
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bear

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
by aaronak April 28, 2006
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attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.
Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."
by aaronak October 29, 2004
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coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"
by aaronak November 9, 2004
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pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
by aaronak November 7, 2004
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.
RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!
by aaronak October 20, 2004
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