Aaronak's definitions

she dog

A bitch. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.

Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty?

by aaronak May 13, 2006

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

hassan

To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.

In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!

by aaronak May 13, 2006

Wii

1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.

Mom: What's all that noise?
Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii!

by aaronak May 9, 2006

bear

A Godless killing machine.

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.

by aaronak April 28, 2006

feely

Very much like touchy, but more so.

touchy feely is a phrase, BITCH

by aaronak April 27, 2006

it's

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

by aaronak April 27, 2006