christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 20, 2003

Skinemax

The nickname for the movie channel Cinemaxin it's later evening hours. This is when the 'adult' films air.

Did you check out the new porno on Skinemax last night?

by Ashley November 09, 2003

alegwileous

the use of an empty beer can for anal sex with a old smelly pedo.

when u get fucked up the arse with a beer can in a council flat by billy the 60 year old pedofile.

by ashley February 28, 2005

Newtious

(Newtism)one of teh newtism religion
one who studies the newt, believes in only one newt

ex. I go to THE NEWT on sundays adn study newtism

by ASHLEY March 29, 2003

speckledork

one who is the "specialest" friend you have, usually not knowing what's going on or has trouble keeping up with the times

"hi kyle"
"hi"
"i like the word speckledork dont u?"
"yes"
"ok, from now on ur king speckledork"
"super!"

by ashley January 22, 2004

Gank

GankTo Ejaculate.Also to "Cum"

"Damn, He just Ganked all over my hand.

by Ashley August 24, 2004

bow-chicka-bow-wow

70's porno backgroud music

When lusting in the heat of the moment an alarming "Bow-Chicka-Bow-wow" will appear out of the blue..do not be alarmed it helps to "enlighten" the mood...can ya dig it?

by ashley October 15, 2003