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Someone who has a huge penis , extremely funny yet isn’t good at paying attention , normally he is the hottest boy in his classes
“ hey have you seen how hot aadam looks today ?
Aadam by Artie May 9, 2018
When someone pulls the slide of the bong a little to hard and accidently lets it go, flying arcoss the room, thus ruining a session.
Craig is an idiot. He jetpacked the bowl during our session.
Jetpack by aRTie November 1, 2013

The devil 

Dick Cheney is the devil in human form
The devil by Artie November 2, 2004

George Bush 

The president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.

George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.

If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
George Bush is either incredibly dumb or... no, he's just incredibly dumb.
George Bush by Artie November 1, 2004
Another word for earth.Between Hell and Heaven.
An asteroid is coming to hellven!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hellven by artie March 16, 2004
A perverted word that originated from a gay guy named Erv.
Erv! Stop being an ervert!
ervert by artie March 5, 2004
when you bite into a ham sandwich with to much mayo and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
I had to use my tongue to free up my hamjam.
hamjam by artie May 24, 2003