aNoNyMoUs's definitions

polkner

A male's sex organ; a penis.

It hurts to get kicked in the polkner.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

poutsa

greek word for penis

Exo megali poutsa

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

squaddie

A member of the armed forces who thinks he's the "Gods gift to women".

Unfortunately found everywhere.

Also Squaddy and Squady

"our mark is a squaddie"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Quief

A pussy fart.

I fucked my girlfriend, then she quifed.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Lawstud

A man who exceeds all bounds of awesome feets. He cannot be matched. His talents in UT are unmatched. He also posseses a vast knowledge of the law.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

dadgum

Same an dangit (dang-it) or dadburn (dad-burn). A mild and quaint curse.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004