Fat Abbot

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
by anonymous November 11, 2006
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Fucked up shit, a dick, double crossing, gone bad,
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