smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 06, 2004

jack off

5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

by alex December 30, 2003

Shaharyar (n)

Someone who is lame enough to define their own name as a noun describing an intelligent person.

Shaharyar was bored one night and thought he'd do something really clever on Urban Dictionary.

by Alex August 01, 2004

weed

1) an unwanted plant that grows in an unwanted place

2) to weed (verb) the act of destroying weeds in a garden or field

3) a delightful treat for those who have done the weeding well

that *weed* is destroying my hideranger!

please *weed* the garden

once you have weeded the garden, i will give you some *weed*

by alex December 09, 2004

angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."

He's in an angsty mood today.

by Alex December 08, 2003

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

by alex June 24, 2003

big boned

When you're trying to tell somebody that their fat, but in a polite manner.

Bully: You're fat!
Friend#1: Nuh uh, mommy said I'm big boned.

by Alex May 29, 2004