dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
by alex December 02, 2004
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email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small
Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!
by Alex January 18, 2004
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mingin'

This is a Glasgow slang word, for stinkin, terrible etc

"The house was mingin" meaning it was dirty, smelly, the kind with sticky carpets!!
the garbage bin has not been emptied for weeks--mingin
Evolved to mean anything rotten, she was mingin.... stinkin
by Alex August 23, 2003
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moni

Short for Monica. The hottest girl you know. Some have seen her around Rhode Island, but her original place of origin is in VA- 804 beyotch! Her hair is naturally curly, but dont be fooled because occasionally she will straighten it. No one knows the exact color of her eyes but be advised- she is extremely hot and if you ever get the chance to go out with her, just hope she likes you as much as you like her, if its possible....
Man, have you seen moni? If she gets any hotter we will all melt.
by Alex April 09, 2004
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Disgaea

A great PS2 Stradegy RPG. With amazing music and gameplay. It can be recommended to any anime or RPG fans out there, if you do not pick up this awsome game you will regret it!
Did you hear Disgaea came out for PS2? Lets go buy it!
by Alex May 16, 2004
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cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.
Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.
by Alex January 29, 2006
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nu-metal

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant
by Alex March 22, 2004
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