aCe's definitions

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 5, 2002

postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Came into use after a number of workplace shootings by disgruntled U.S. post office workers.

"Tina tore up her homework, yelled at her mom, and slapped her little brother! She's gone postal!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13

my little sister is big slampiglet

by Ace April 13, 2004

slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.

by Ace April 13, 2004

nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

Tird Burgerler

a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece

you

by ace September 11, 2003