a7x forever's definitions

Ferrari F430

THE BEST DAMN CAR IN THE WORLD. enzo ferrari was far more brilliant than any asswipe you've read about in history.1929 he established the company and they're still making ferraris, in 2013 they're coming out with the Piero. i think that if you buy a ferrari you most likely have more bank than brains, but i still love the cars.

rich dude: "i'm gonna go buy the ferrari f430 scuderia."
normal dude: "why not just get a nice chevy?"
rich dude:"BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO NOTICE ME!!!!"
normal dude:"chill out man!"
rich dude:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU!"

by A7X forever May 28, 2010

Hair Stylist

1. A nice lady who does your hair.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.

Girls should be hair stylists, guys should be...anything else.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Honda Civic

In 1970 when it came out, it was ok, then it became a shitty little faggot car between 1984 and 2001. '97 and '99 were the worst years, however, they've looked nice since then. Now days, when ever you see a civic from the 90's, it tends to have a front bumper, driver door, hood, and fenders that don't fit and aren't the same color. Usually red BBS wheels, an exhaust mark on what's left of the rear bumper, and you can hear the muffler sound a mile away, literally.

A Honda Civic simply can't make it over a speedbump in my neighborhood, they bottom of the car would fall apart!

by A7X forever September 15, 2010

Le Petit Tourette

Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!

Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!

by A7X forever August 29, 2010

Downtown Orlando

Where my dad works, about 20 miles from where I live. He works in a nice office in a nice part of the city, however drive for a few more miles and you're in GHETTOVILLE! Lolz I've been to the ghetto once, see, there was a Gamestop there and it was the only one that had the game I wanted. If you make eye contact...well... don't do it. The people there are creepy. You'll be lucky if you don't get jumped or get your car defaced.

There's always interesting news from Downtown Orlando.

by A7X forever September 7, 2010

Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Abnoctious

You are abnoctious if you:
a. spell noob 'n00b'.
b. say the words 'fail' and 'teh'
c. hear a joke and reply 'LoLzZZ LyYKke OmGzzZz ThtZzz LyYKkE SOoOo FuNNiiI!'
d. if in cod4 you spell dick 'd!ck' ass '@$$' and faggot 'f499Ott'.

Dude, there was some abnoctious kid on cod4 yesterday. he kept sending me messages saying, "U GoTTt pWnEDDdD!!1!1!!!".

by A7X forever September 9, 2010