Definitions by a friend

wanzling 

The term "Wanzling" describes a specific breed of Troll on the website gamefaqs. Though there appear to be hundreds of these Catholic Priest Rejects, they are all secretly alt accounts of the Overweight 40 year old Bisexual Wanz4.

You can commonly tell if someone is a wanzling by these symptoms:

1. They live in their mothers basement
2. They are overwight and carry a dildo with them at all times
3. They have a strange need to try to annoy people half their age
4. They are actually an alt account

wanzling by A friend January 13, 2005

NED 

Non-educated delinquent.

Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.

Also see townies, chavs, scallys

"pht ye lookin' et?"

NED by A Friend December 9, 2004

Weed 

Your Friend to help cheer you up when you are down your best friend when you want to get high. All other drugs will ruin your life.

Your friend is the guy smokin your weed. Your best friend is the guy lending u his pipe and giving you free weed.
-Never smoke weed kids..., unless you are with a trained professional.

Weed by A Friend September 14, 2004

RCK 

"real cool kid"
it can be used when someone does something incredibly "cool" or is just someone all together "cool" if you do not understand what we mean by when we say "cool" then you are indeed... an RCK

Jess is one RCK, she tripped while walking out of church.

RCK by A friend August 15, 2004

spekle 

(1) Super hot, cool, and utterly amazing
(2) Special, in a strange voice

(1)/(2) Of course you're spekle!

spekle by a friend July 22, 2004

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

blame the commies by A friend April 16, 2004

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

benchmarks by A friend March 19, 2004