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Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes
Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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Manchester United

The World's Greatest Team (TM)

The only Manchester team worth a mention

Their alternative names include Man United, MUFC, United.
'Man U' is a horrible abbreviation and one that real United fans hate
Manchester United dominated English football throughout the late 50's, late 60's and all of the 90's.
It's a shame they've become a corporate brand, but the local football club element still remains at Old Trafford, despite what the ABU's say

'We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north. We hate the scousers, the cockneys of course (and leeds!)'
by zutroy January 9, 2005
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little britain

Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!
by zutroy March 30, 2004
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sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!
by zutroy February 12, 2004
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vice city

The only game which saddened me to complete, because I never wanted it to end
GTA Vice City will probably go down as the most enjoyable PS2 game ever
by zutroy September 17, 2004
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woo

To take someone out on a date
Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!
by zutroy August 8, 2004
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