UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.

Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

Yawn water

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.

“Dude, are you crying?”

“Nah, it’s just yawn water. I’m really tired.”

by Zozothecat January 02, 2020

big biff

A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.

Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.

Person 2: Yikes, big biff!

by Zozothecat July 07, 2022

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Chat-creeper

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.

Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”

by Zozothecat January 01, 2020

Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011