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A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot
My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.
by Zozothecat March 22, 2020
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Get the get a wigging mug.An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
Get the UD breakup game mug.A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.
Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
by Zozothecat July 7, 2022
Get the big biff mug.The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
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by Zozothecat January 2, 2020
Get the Yawn water mug.When you only like political candidates (or people in general) from your political party of preference, and dislike those from the opposing party.
Freda said she won’t vote for anyone who’s not a Democrat and Brandy, the local SJW, called her a partyist
by Zozothecat March 7, 2020
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