1. Man: Hey, would you be interested in joining our church?
Woman: What church are you?
Man: We're promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.
Woman: I'm in.
2. Tim: Hey, you know Cathy?
Mark: Yeah.
Tim: I'm totally going to do her!
Mark: She's so uptight and religious, she'll never let you.
Tim: Yeah, it looks like that, but she's actually a promiscuitarian.
Mark: Sweet.
Woman: What church are you?
Man: We're promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.
Woman: I'm in.
2. Tim: Hey, you know Cathy?
Mark: Yeah.
Tim: I'm totally going to do her!
Mark: She's so uptight and religious, she'll never let you.
Tim: Yeah, it looks like that, but she's actually a promiscuitarian.
Mark: Sweet.
by ZMan March 2, 2010