Zephyr's definitions

fart head

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

goofball

Cocaine smoked like Crack

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs

by Zephyr April 2, 2003

Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina

"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

Unnawunna

The antonym for Unna. Play on the words "I don't want to"

"Unnawunna go outside naked"

by Zephyr April 24, 2004

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.

"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

necropedebeastiality

The act or love of making whoopie with dead, baby animals. See also Richard Gere

"Hey Vern, Are ye up fer some necrawhatchamahoosit?"

by Zephyr May 3, 2004

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004