Zenhachirou's definitions
A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.
Should be used in a derogatory manner.
Should be used in a derogatory manner.
"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris
"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris
"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris
by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005
Get the e-wizardmug. The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.
"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."
by Zenhachirou September 30, 2007
Get the Brazilian lullabymug. When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.
Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005
Get the brunchingmug. To shoot somebody. It does not mean to beat somebody up or stab them or anything, only to "bus' caps" into their "ass."
by Zenhachirou May 1, 2003
Get the clapmug. by Zenhachirou May 6, 2003
Get the pumpmug. 
When you punch someone so hard, they acheive a level of unconsciousness that only fags are worthy of reaching.
That bitch who tried to steal my car? I chased him down the street and punched him in the face, then his head hit the brick wall and he dropped. Now THAT'S knocked the fuck out!
by Zenhachirou May 29, 2003
Get the knocked the fuck outmug.