Zappin' Nap's definitions

SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."

Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.

by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2012

phuquinet

Absolutely, in a congratulatory sense; a French-influenced politically correct spelling of the street term.

Wow, you got backstage passes for the Doo-Wop Festival... Phuquinet!

by Zappin' Nap October 20, 2011

Bidemony

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.

Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?

by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022

engasheed

The state of having nothing of common interest to discuss at the moment.

"What's up, good buddy?"

"Engasheed!"

by Zappin' Nap September 13, 2019

besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

by Zappin' Nap January 2, 2022

dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.

I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.

by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023