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dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
mugGet the dysquotemug.

besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023
mugGet the besunsetmug.

reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.
Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?
by Zappin' Nap January 2, 2022
mugGet the reotardsmug.

hinterloper

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.
That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.
by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022
mugGet the hinterlopermug.

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.
Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!
by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023
mugGet the dicassemug.

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
mugGet the Cat got your thumb?mug.

Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
mugGet the Airport Triagemug.

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