dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
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O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.
Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!
by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2024
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Spatulary

Spatulary

(ant. Corollary)
1. Any Amendment or Addendum conceived aforethought to flip or otherwise subvert a policy recommendation from a people's or other 'lower' assembly; in layman's terms, a monkey-wrench.
2. Any office, committee room, or bunker in which these are conceived.
That new House Infrastructure bill was going great until the Senate slipped that Voter-ID spatulary under it!
by Zappin' Nap December 26, 2024
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de-coli

To wash one's hands after ordering at a fast food kiosk.
Look at these fingerprints on this monitor... I think we oughta de-coli before digging into the French fries.
by Zappin' Nap April 18, 2019
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MetaMucilage

1. SPAM originating with the server.

2. Any private social network communication that simultaneously stimulates and gums up the works.
So I cancel a Boost because half the responses were spam allegations, and now the server is cluttering my Inbox with MetaMucilage.
by Zappin' Nap May 03, 2022
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An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.
Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!
by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019
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pizzaccitte

I can't hear you, we're breaking up... this cell phone is a pizzaccitte.
by Zappin' Nap September 23, 2013
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