The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.

So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit

by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018

cryptic

Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.

Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.

Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!

by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024

de-coli

To wash one's hands after ordering at a fast food kiosk.

Look at these fingerprints on this monitor... I think we oughta de-coli before digging into the French fries.

by Zappin' Nap April 17, 2019

3AP

America's latest anti-racist PAC:

All Assholes Are Pink

" I'll be safe at the demonstration, Ma; 3AP is sponsoring it!"

by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2021