Definitions by Zaniel

balding 

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

balding by Zaniel November 28, 2021

squeaky tits 

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

squeaky tits by Zaniel April 13, 2021

beats 

Someone who is very poor and has literally no money and calls their cheap-ass Five Below headphones

Poor person: Hey look, I got some new beats!

Poor Person's Friend: Bitch I saw those at the Dollar Store in the sale bin yesterday.

beats by Zaniel December 20, 2017

Kermit 

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

Kermit by Zaniel December 20, 2017

mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017

Thottie List

Not to be confused with the Naughty List, this is the list for all the, to quote Nicki MInaj 'Super Hoes' that Santa won't even give coal.

Santa: Naughty, Nice, Nice, Nice, oh! This girls been a ho, ho, ho! Thottie List!

Thottie List by Zaniel December 18, 2017