Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 04, 2017

Don't I

Coded language for DONI (Director of National Intelligence).

Don't I look pretty in this lighting? Skew my coordinates and call me Curtis!

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

Cujo

Stage alias for the reknown and talented trip-hop, IDM, and electronic musician, Amon Tobin. Known for his groovy work, inside and outside of videogame and movie-related music scores.

"The musical score for the videogame, Infamous, among others, was written by Amon Tobin, also known as Cujo."

by Zandroid April 08, 2012

Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.

I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.

by Zandroid August 20, 2017

Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 20, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017