Zak's definitions

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003

nutsac

1. A scrodum
2. A bag of nuts, usually almonds or macadamias
3. An event or situation that just makes you say "WTF?!"

1. chew on my nutsac.
2. I enjoy a nutsac at the ballpark
3. WTF?! You sure know how to pull a nutsac, nutzak.

by Zak March 28, 2003

beautiful letdown

Commonly known as a CD by Switchfoot, a "beautiful letdown" is a breakup that happens in a way where one of the two is not fully aware of it. A prime example is "taking a break" from the relationship.

"She said we were taking a break...three months later I found out that it was permanent...what a beautiful letdown.."

by Zak April 24, 2005

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

GayRE

A clan on www.gamerankings.com that is considered to be very gay.

"Have you checked the GayRE thread lately? Its exceptionally gay tonight."

by Zak July 3, 2004