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camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.
I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.
by zack February 23, 2003
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air quotes

when whilst you are saying something, you hold your the pointer and middle fingers of yoru hands up in the air curled as if to make quotation marks as if to make the thing you said sound peculiar or strange. also used as a taunt.
Martha: wow, its been six years since i have seen you, whatever happened to your (air quotes) band?

Fred: hey! we turned out some really good stuff on our first CD!

Martha: fred, your (air quotes) band was only six guys and some italian stew pots.
by Zack June 4, 2004
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fruity malooty

A young man who resembles a butler
Zack: Hey, it's a fruity malooty!
Scott: You're right!
Mike: Hey guys, leave me alone!
by Zack October 10, 2004
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Booma

Booma in the arabic language means "OWL". Yes, like the bird. But it's slang meaning in arabic is: Someone who is being and absolute buzkill.
For example, when you're out with your friends partying and talking to girls, having fun. There is always that one girl who is the buzzkill of the group. She is always pulling her friends away, she looks miserable, with a pissed off look on her face, basically watching all the fun, but not having any. This girl is a "BOOMA"
by Zack June 19, 2006
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sport

1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.

"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"

"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
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pucknut

to be correct, or to agree with something
Chris-"Hey slut, you're really cool" Slut-"Pucknut!"
by Zack October 28, 2003
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mountain hick

the kind of hick that lives in the appalachian mountains in or around tennessee, north/south carolina, and georgia. also found in utah, colorado, and arizona...
Tyler is a mountain hick because he came from tennessee
by zack December 2, 2004
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