Zack's definitions

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005

Wondertasticfullistic

This is a emmence combonation of wonderfull, fantastic, and hotistic.
It is used on a rare occasion to portray a truley spectacular thing.

Wow, Carey really is wondertasticfullistic, isnt she?

by Zack February 28, 2005

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

rambunktous

wild and crazy

too hairy to stand

i just took the most rambunktous shit ever!

Eric is so rambunktous, he looks like an ape!

by Zack June 3, 2004

air quotes

when whilst you are saying something, you hold your the pointer and middle fingers of yoru hands up in the air curled as if to make quotation marks as if to make the thing you said sound peculiar or strange. also used as a taunt.

Martha: wow, its been six years since i have seen you, whatever happened to your (air quotes) band?

Fred: hey! we turned out some really good stuff on our first CD!

Martha: fred, your (air quotes) band was only six guys and some italian stew pots.

by Zack June 4, 2004

Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.

Buy a CD.

by Zack June 13, 2004