Zack's definitions

Booma

Booma in the arabic language means "OWL". Yes, like the bird. But it's slang meaning in arabic is: Someone who is being and absolute buzkill.

For example, when you're out with your friends partying and talking to girls, having fun. There is always that one girl who is the buzzkill of the group. She is always pulling her friends away, she looks miserable, with a pissed off look on her face, basically watching all the fun, but not having any. This girl is a "BOOMA"

by Zack June 19, 2006

sport

1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.

It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.

"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"

"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

by Zack June 15, 2004

spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

by Zack October 16, 2003

Train'n

A marijuana hit from a bong that lasts a long time because once the human lungs fill with marijuana smoke the human exhales through his or her nose and continues to inhale through his or her mouth causing a very long hit or what some call double hitting, tripple hitting, etc...

Damn Zack was train'n that bong like it was the last nug on Earth.

by Zack December 28, 2004

theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

by zack January 23, 2003

headie

not as bad as a stoner but like the ganja. its all right to be a headie

nater and zack are headies

by Zack January 16, 2005

Shizzizzle

Essentially the same as shizzle, only with more meaning. Or "Sizzlin Shizzle", if you need to be literal.

"That was some tight shizzizzle, man!"
"Holy shizzizzle we're fucked."

by Zack July 24, 2004