Zack's definitions

mountain hick

the kind of hick that lives in the appalachian mountains in or around tennessee, north/south carolina, and georgia. also found in utah, colorado, and arizona...

Tyler is a mountain hick because he came from tennessee

by zack December 2, 2004

pussifest

1. adjecive; derrived from pessimest, meaning the person being called it is a pussy and is also a down right loser

2. noun; a swarm of raging pussies just waiting to be fucked by a man

3. pronoun; used in place of the name of someone you dont particularly like

1. manny is such a pussifest when it comes to girls.

2. it was a pussifest in my room last night!

3. Pussifest came to work late today

by zack December 2, 2004

ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler

Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!

by zack December 2, 2004

cuntlicker

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.

His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!

by zack December 2, 2004

flying sister twister

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.

Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!

by zack December 2, 2004

tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

by zack December 2, 2004

qat

another word for taking a dump

Mom i need to make a qat!

by zack December 3, 2004