Zack's definitions

Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.

link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.

by Zack September 22, 2003

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

four bagger

sounds dirty but isn't! used as an insult for a dirty, blonde slut

Melanie is a Four Bagger

by zack December 5, 2004

Blueberries

A great strand of dank cannabis.

I just smoked a Blueberry blunt to the dome.

by Zack December 8, 2002

cuntlicker

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.

His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!

by zack December 2, 2004

gnodab

Good-Not-Bad

From Kung Pow! Contrary To Popular thought, "gnodab" Is not the just the opposite of badong and does not just mean The opposite of killing OR to give life, but rather when something is good and not bad: Good-Not-Bad: Gnodab

"Dude, the Fact that your parents didn't take your car away when you got that ticket and just gournded you for a week was gnodab."

by Zack September 28, 2004

nut-sac nibbler

a girl that is only good for giving herad and nibbling at ur nutsac because u wouldnt give her shit any other time

yo ashleys such a nut-sac nibbler just look at her pudgy fat ass she snitched on my n e ways so i hope she chokes on the next slong in her eagerly awaiting mouth

by Zack November 5, 2004