Zack's definitions

Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

by zack July 27, 2004

camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.

I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.

by zack February 23, 2003

Socioclast

Someone who/Something that goes about destroying or trying to destroy (some, not all) social convention, social ideals, or an entire society by way of visciously abrasive commentary or action.

Some punk rock music writers are socioclasts.

by Zack July 4, 2003

spiffiness

similar to wordcoolnessword

by Zack October 16, 2003

fruity malooty

A young man who resembles a butler

Zack: Hey, it's a fruity malooty!
Scott: You're right!
Mike: Hey guys, leave me alone!

by Zack October 10, 2004

theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

by zack January 23, 2003

goes hard in the paint

when some is really good

I really like that movie.It goes hard in the paint.

by Zack April 11, 2003