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Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.
kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
by zack July 27, 2004
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Train'n

A marijuana hit from a bong that lasts a long time because once the human lungs fill with marijuana smoke the human exhales through his or her nose and continues to inhale through his or her mouth causing a very long hit or what some call double hitting, tripple hitting, etc...
Damn Zack was train'n that bong like it was the last nug on Earth.
by Zack December 28, 2004
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theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.
by zack January 23, 2003
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spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword
dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.
by Zack October 16, 2003
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tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.
Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.
by Zack April 10, 2005
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red neck

If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.
by Zack April 16, 2005
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Oldskoolitistic

A feeling of being in the 50's
Because Im wearing these Chucks (old school shoes) I feel Oldskoolitistic
by Zack January 27, 2004
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