by Zack December 08, 2002
a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
by zack January 23, 2003
by Zack December 08, 2002
by Zack October 10, 2004
Cyberathelete Amateur League.. where people usually from counter-strike go and compete to see who's the best, full of hackers and full of admins who dont give a shit if you hack... everyone CAL M+ has hackers on their team
consists of these divisions
Cal-O (Open)
Cal-Im (intermediate)
Cal-M (main)
Cal-p
Cal-i (invite)
consists of these divisions
Cal-O (Open)
Cal-Im (intermediate)
Cal-M (main)
Cal-p
Cal-i (invite)
Dude i just like won playoffs in Cal-p and the finals im goin cal-i lol!!1111111111111111111111111111
by Zack January 02, 2005
Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
To kiss up to higher authority or higher rank, usually as a means to and end, to recieve promotion, raise, reccomendation, etc. from the higher power.
by Zack August 23, 2004