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Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Football mug.Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020
Get the Llavero mug.A day that represents a gang's initials, street, numbers, area code, etc. Typically grounds to hold a party, drink-up, run back on rivals, etc.
Ex. 1
"The Rollin’ 100’s hood day is October 10th. "
Footnote in P. v. Walker, May 5, 2023
Ex. 2
ChiChi: Hey fool! It's July 27! Hood Day for the Gay Boy Gangsters!
Culo: No way holmes! What's up with that?
ChiChi: G = 7 B =2 G =7... GBG = 7/27...Get it? Hood Day!
Culo: So what we gonna do to celebrate Hood Day?
ChiChi: Get the Crisco and man wipes and find out.
"The Rollin’ 100’s hood day is October 10th. "
Footnote in P. v. Walker, May 5, 2023
Ex. 2
ChiChi: Hey fool! It's July 27! Hood Day for the Gay Boy Gangsters!
Culo: No way holmes! What's up with that?
ChiChi: G = 7 B =2 G =7... GBG = 7/27...Get it? Hood Day!
Culo: So what we gonna do to celebrate Hood Day?
ChiChi: Get the Crisco and man wipes and find out.
by ZXY&ABC May 5, 2023
Get the Hood Day mug."The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023
Get the Street Midget mug.Robert Lott's trailer in the Ranch Verde mobile home in Rohnert Park, California. Functioned as a drug den and flop house. Also, the scene of a lick that led to a 187.
Tacho: Damn Holmes! I gotta pay taxes to the Big Homey! I need some shards to slang!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
by ZXY&ABC July 25, 2019
Get the Chateau Lott mug.Tato: Hey Snoopy: I heard you pulled that 211 on the K-Mart in Visa, right? Some dude got shot and the cops rolled everyone up!
Snoopy: I don't know nuthin' about that holmes!
Tato: I'm just bustin your balls fool! I read in the paper that it was the Allen Gang!
Snoppy: I guess you could call that a Blue and Red Light Special!
Snoopy: I don't know nuthin' about that holmes!
Tato: I'm just bustin your balls fool! I read in the paper that it was the Allen Gang!
Snoppy: I guess you could call that a Blue and Red Light Special!
by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2019
Get the Visa mug.Ex. 1
"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."
NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020
Ex. 2
Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?
Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!
Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!
Mikey: Let's do this!
Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.
"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."
NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020
Ex. 2
Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?
Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!
Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!
Mikey: Let's do this!
Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.
by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020
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