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Robert Lott's trailer in the Ranch Verde mobile home in Rohnert Park, California. Functioned as a drug den and flop house. Also, the scene of a lick that led to a 187.
Tacho: Damn Holmes! I gotta pay taxes to the Big Homey! I need some shards to slang!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
by ZXY&ABC July 25, 2019
Get the Chateau Lott mug.Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020
Get the Llavero mug.Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Football mug."The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023
Get the Street Midget mug.Bro-e: Hey fool! I just my wheels jacked! Them suckas pistol whipped my ass and took my EDD card!
Lil Rod: Damn! That's hittin' a lick! Where'd you get hit?
Bro-e: Port Chicago Highway in Bay Point!
Lil Rod: Now you know why it's called Gun Point!
Lil Rod: Damn! That's hittin' a lick! Where'd you get hit?
Bro-e: Port Chicago Highway in Bay Point!
Lil Rod: Now you know why it's called Gun Point!
by ZXY&ABC January 2, 2021
Get the Gun Point mug.The California Employment Development Department. EDD is the state agency that distributes unemployment benefits. EDD was also the title of a Nuke Bizzle song that celebrated defrauding the government of unemployment benefits. Mr. Bizzle (a/k/a Fontrell Baines) was federally indicted on fraud charges in October 2020.
Ex. 1
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You gotta sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You gotta sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
by ZXY&ABC January 4, 2021
Get the EDD mug.Ex. 1
"So now we're gonna go back to my hometown Milpitas, California: Milpas, Califas."
William "Flacko" Vick, A Convicts Perspective, May 12, 2021
Ex. 2
News Reporter: "Folks, if you thought Milpenis err excuse me Milpitas was only known for foul odors, unreported murders, and crappy horror movies, let me disabuse you of those notions. Milpas is also a great place to catch a fade with the homies in Sunny Hills."
"So now we're gonna go back to my hometown Milpitas, California: Milpas, Califas."
William "Flacko" Vick, A Convicts Perspective, May 12, 2021
Ex. 2
News Reporter: "Folks, if you thought Milpenis err excuse me Milpitas was only known for foul odors, unreported murders, and crappy horror movies, let me disabuse you of those notions. Milpas is also a great place to catch a fade with the homies in Sunny Hills."
by ZXY&ABC May 12, 2021
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