Definitions by ZXY&ABC
10-22
Ex. 1
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
Rectal Coyote
Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
Rectal Coyote by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
Laying a Demo
Ex. 1
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
UC Irvine Football
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
UC Irvine Football
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
Laying a Demo
Ex. 1
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
Paro
Ex. 1
"Prospective members of MS-13 are required to complete an initiation process—to move from “paro,” to “observation,” to “chequeo,” to “homeboy.”
U.S. Attorney’s Office District of Massachusetts, Press Release, November 21, 2017
Ex. 2
Cilindro: Hey homey! Can I use the bathroom? Those fish tacos ain't agreeing with my stomach.
Gallito gets in Cilindro's face.
Gallito: No! You shit when I tell you to shit! You're just a bitch ass paro! I'm a righteous homeboy!
Cilindro: Okay then.
Cilindro loads up his shorts.
"Prospective members of MS-13 are required to complete an initiation process—to move from “paro,” to “observation,” to “chequeo,” to “homeboy.”
U.S. Attorney’s Office District of Massachusetts, Press Release, November 21, 2017
Ex. 2
Cilindro: Hey homey! Can I use the bathroom? Those fish tacos ain't agreeing with my stomach.
Gallito gets in Cilindro's face.
Gallito: No! You shit when I tell you to shit! You're just a bitch ass paro! I'm a righteous homeboy!
Cilindro: Okay then.
Cilindro loads up his shorts.