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Street Midget

"The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."

Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023
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Chateau Lott

Robert Lott's trailer in the Ranch Verde mobile home in Rohnert Park, California. Functioned as a drug den and flop house. Also, the scene of a lick that led to a 187.
Tacho: Damn Holmes! I gotta pay taxes to the Big Homey! I need some shards to slang!

Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
by ZXY&ABC July 25, 2019
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Hood Day

A day that represents a gang's initials, street, numbers, area code, etc. Typically grounds to hold a party, drink-up, run back on rivals, etc.
Ex. 1

"The Rollin’ 100’s hood day is October 10th. "

Footnote in P. v. Walker, May 5, 2023

Ex. 2

ChiChi: Hey fool! It's July 27! Hood Day for the Gay Boy Gangsters!

Culo: No way holmes! What's up with that?

ChiChi: G = 7 B =2 G =7... GBG = 7/27...Get it? Hood Day!

Culo: So what we gonna do to celebrate Hood Day?

ChiChi: Get the Crisco and man wipes and find out.
by ZXY&ABC May 5, 2023
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Llavero

Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1

"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."

Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020

Ex. 2

Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!

Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.

Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.

Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?

Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!

Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020
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UC Irvine Football

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
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City of Death

Soviet nickname for Livermore, California. The nickname was in reference to the nuclear weapon research that was occurring at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the Cold War.
OG Weasel: Hey Broseph: You need to get out to the City of Death! The car from Kettles with the Moon Stuff will be dropped at the outlets.

Flaco: Moon Stuff! City of Death! Do I need to bring my K-ter?

OG Weasel: Bring two and a couple banana clips! They got some cowboys out in LVK. Don't get caught slippin'!
by ZXY&ABC March 7, 2020
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Quilmas

San Quentin State Prison in Marin County, California.
Ex 1

"After being exonerated at Soledad for my suspected participation in one of two homicides that occurred there on Christmas Day, I returned to Quilmas -- San Quentin to my English speaking friends -- and was approached by eMe associate Louie from San Diego on the B section exercise yard."

-- Mundo Mendoza, 'GABBY from FLORENCIA 13 - THE GUNFIGHTER,' April 20, 2020

Ex. 2

Shotgun: Hey! The homey Turtle from the Yoch just touchdowned Quilmas!

Sneaky: Show some love and shoot the fool a Care Package.

Shotgun: Huh?

Sneaky: Send him a couple whack mags in an envelope stamped 'Legal Mail.'

Shotgun: Word! I'll shoot him a couple 'gently used' BBW lesbian pornos!
by ZXY&ABC May 13, 2020
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