"The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017
by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023
A very significant bowel movement.
Thad: Do not go in the bathroom for the next hour!
Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!
Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!
Chad: But why?
Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!
Chad: Huh?
Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.
Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.
Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!
Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!
Chad: But why?
Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!
Chad: Huh?
Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.
Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.
by ZXY&ABC July 16, 2020
Ex. 1
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
by ZXY&ABC October 31, 2022
Shovelhead: (Showing off ink) Check out my sick ass shamrock tatt!
Loki: Don't be getting prison tatts of shamrocks without The Brand's permission! Or your ass is gonna end up on the Hard Candy List!
Loki: Don't be getting prison tatts of shamrocks without The Brand's permission! Or your ass is gonna end up on the Hard Candy List!
by ZXY&ABC February 28, 2019
Ex. 1
Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.
David Beckwith: Yep.
Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.
Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.
Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?
Beckwith: No I can't.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms.
State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.
Ex. 2
Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?
DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.
Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.
Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.
David Beckwith: Yep.
Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.
Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.
Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?
Beckwith: No I can't.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms.
State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.
Ex. 2
Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?
DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.
Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.
Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
by ZXY&ABC April 07, 2023
Ex. 1
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
by ZXY&ABC September 20, 2023
A senior prison gang member, typically incarcerated in the SHU, who calls the shots for the soldados on the streets. The Big Homey orders removals and receives a cut of profits from drug sales.
Mosquito: Damn! I just made 10 Gs flippin' those kilos of ice! I'm gonna get some blades for my Smart Car!
Lizard: Hey fool! Before you get them blades, you gotta pay the Big Homey his 25 percent cut!
Mosquito: Fuck him! What's he gonna do? Drop the soap again? He's in the SHU!
Lizard: Listen pandejo! Word travels fast to the SHU! Your name is probably already on the Bad News List!
Lizard: Hey fool! Before you get them blades, you gotta pay the Big Homey his 25 percent cut!
Mosquito: Fuck him! What's he gonna do? Drop the soap again? He's in the SHU!
Lizard: Listen pandejo! Word travels fast to the SHU! Your name is probably already on the Bad News List!
by ZXY&ABC March 05, 2019