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Robert Lott's trailer in the Ranch Verde mobile home in Rohnert Park, California. Functioned as a drug den and flop house. Also, the scene of a lick that led to a 187.
Tacho: Damn Holmes! I gotta pay taxes to the Big Homey! I need some shards to slang!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
Tweety: Kill two birds with one stone! Go over to Chateau Lott and pull a 211! You'll get some lettuce and water!
by ZXY&ABC July 25, 2019
Get the Chateau Lott mug.Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."
Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020
Ex. 2
Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!
Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.
Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.
Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?
Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!
Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020
Get the Llavero mug.Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Football mug.Ex. 1
A police chase unfolds on TV.
TV News Chopper: He's all over the place! Driving 100 miles per hour, going the wrong way, and not using his turn signal. That night sun is agitating the driver!
Ex. 2
Slim: Hey homey! I need a place to crash!
T-Bone: Why fool?
Slim: The cops raided my trap house! They put the night sun on it! That shit was brighter than an albino at an NAACP convention!
T-Bone: Word. Just keep it on the Down Low if you know what I'm sizzlin'.
A police chase unfolds on TV.
TV News Chopper: He's all over the place! Driving 100 miles per hour, going the wrong way, and not using his turn signal. That night sun is agitating the driver!
Ex. 2
Slim: Hey homey! I need a place to crash!
T-Bone: Why fool?
Slim: The cops raided my trap house! They put the night sun on it! That shit was brighter than an albino at an NAACP convention!
T-Bone: Word. Just keep it on the Down Low if you know what I'm sizzlin'.
by ZXY&ABC November 9, 2022
Get the Night Sun mug.A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California that was used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1
Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”
Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020
Ex. 2
Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!
Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!
Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?
Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”
Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020
Ex. 2
Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!
Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!
Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?
Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
by ZXY&ABC September 18, 2020
Get the 1500 Monument mug.A California prison sentence served in County jail. Following completion of the term, the offender is transported to a California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) Reception Center, assigned a CDCR Number, and released on parole. A Paper Commitment suggests that the offender received favorable treatment from the District Attorney's Office.
Slim: Hey homey! That fool Sneaky just got released from jail!
Zo: What? That cat was caught up in a murder case!
Slim: Sneaky got out on a Paper Commitment. Plead to being an accessory. Got time served.
Zo: Uh huh. Sneaky's been tellin'.
Slim: Cuz there's no way a bitchmade rat witness like him gets a Paper Commitment in a murder case without signin' some statements.
Zo: What? That cat was caught up in a murder case!
Slim: Sneaky got out on a Paper Commitment. Plead to being an accessory. Got time served.
Zo: Uh huh. Sneaky's been tellin'.
Slim: Cuz there's no way a bitchmade rat witness like him gets a Paper Commitment in a murder case without signin' some statements.
by ZXY&ABC April 6, 2023
Get the Paper Commitment mug.The California Employment Development Department. EDD is the state agency that distributes unemployment benefits. EDD was also the title of a Nuke Bizzle song that celebrated defrauding the government of unemployment benefits. Mr. Bizzle (a/k/a Fontrell Baines) was federally indicted on fraud charges in October 2020.
Ex. 1
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You gotta sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You gotta sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
by ZXY&ABC January 4, 2021
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