ZACH's definitions

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

Yard Sale

A person who is scattered and uncollected
A person who is drunken and disorderly

Damn, that guy is a yard sale

by Zach May 13, 2005

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

Marlton

A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

"marlton sucks"

by Zach April 6, 2003

shriner

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

by Zach February 6, 2007

admin

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.

haha, look at that 'admin' trying to pick up those girls, he has NO chance.

by Zach February 24, 2005

grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth

grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face

by Zach January 6, 2005