Z's definitions

norway

the best contry ever, and the richest one, and the contry with the best babes!

-wow! what is that?
-it's Norway!
-ah, coooool!!!!!!!!

by Z April 9, 2005

Magnum

The standard way to describe a glass bottle which holds 50.8 fluid ounces of champagne. A regular bottle of champagne holds 25.4 ounces, therefore a magnum contains the same amount as 2 regular bottles.

I was going to get a bottle of champagne but decided to get a magnum of champagne instead because more people are coming than I expected.

by z July 20, 2004

zork

Trinidadian slang for stoned/high.

OHHHHH Lard afi ave mercy pon ee sole, man straight zork fi so!!!

by Z February 25, 2004

ashfaced

To be camping or near a fire outside and the wind quickly changes direction blowing smoke and ash in your face.

SHIT! i just got ashfaced

by z March 19, 2005

Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

wojnar

A bigger woman. We're talkin 300+ pounds of raw fat. Usually particularly stinky.

Today on the bus, Wojnar stole my bagged lunch.

by Z July 11, 2006

self control

Porn on dialup.

Wait for it...

by z July 3, 2004