Z's definitions

ravinder

lazy

he's a ravinder child!

by z May 27, 2003

Stems

A womans legs

Heidi has some nice stems.
Bring those stems here Heidi.

by Z July 2, 2003

barefoot

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

by z September 13, 2003

Jack City

To have sexual relations with someone, to strike or hit someone, to steal something off someone

What did you do last night? Barbera came over and we Jack city'd. I dont like Frank, next time I see him i might just Jack City him right in the face.

by Z June 11, 2003

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

hcf

Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the CPU chip.

"So, how do I end this program?"
"HCF."
"How do I pause in the middle?"
"HCF."
"How do I terminate a loop?"
"HCF."

by z October 27, 2004