Z's definitions

Austin, TX

The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.

Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.

Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.

Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!

by Z March 12, 2004

hookah kings

a hip joint in albuquerque NM ran by these 2 dudes who sell hookahs and tobacco.

I stopped by hookah kings yesterday and smoked a bowl of cherry shisha.

by z July 20, 2004

rotflmao

Rolling On The Flor, Laughing My Ass Off.
Used instead of the out of date LOL.

rotflmao, that sucks.

by Z April 10, 2005

ranko

The alias Ranma Saotome (from Ranma 1/2) uses when he is female and around his mother. He stops using this around Volume 33, when his secret is revealed. Anyone who hasn't read or seen Ranma 1/2 SHOULD!!!!

"Oh, hello Ranko, a bit early for swimming is it?"-Nodoka Saotome

by Z January 7, 2005

badass

A character capable of rendering bad movies watchable and good movies unforgettable. Intelligent, aggressive, single-minded, static, often evil.

Examples: Ash in the Evil Dead movies; Bill Foster in Falling Down; Tyler Durden in Fight Club; Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

by z June 19, 2004

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004

über 1337

So totally better than you and then some. The best of everything and everyone. So much better than you, your mom, and your dog. Better than 1337, more than 1337, overly 1337, so 1337 it's painful. The best of all and everything and you and your dog.

Contraction of über (also, though incorrectly, known as uber) and 1337.

That guy is über 1337; no one can beat him!

by Z October 3, 2004