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bars

A unit of cell phone reception in a given area, on a base scale of four.
Wow, we're in the middle of nowhere, and I've got three bars.
by z May 12, 2004
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fuckasswierd

anyone who dresses like a goth, and acts like they dont care about anything. fags, who wear black and think there being "original"
"wow, theres so many fuckasswierds at out school".
by z March 16, 2004
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ghetto palace

A run-down house or building in the ghetto, neglected on the outside to avoid attracting attention, but redone like the Ritz hotel on the inside. For rich people who don't mind living in the ghetto.
He drove his piece-of-shit car up to his ghetto palace, awaiting a relaxing game from his plush-leather recliner while sipping 1897 malt liquor.
by Z July 19, 2004
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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
by Z October 3, 2004
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aimboss

To instant message someone while they are typing, so that they begin typing in the window that pops up containing your instant message.
Jenny: ice day, Frank

Anna: Looks like I aimbossed you, pwnt!
by Z August 9, 2004
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munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated
Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.
by Z March 30, 2003
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baltimore

Charm City. It's called Charm City. The benches in Baltimore also say, "Baltimore - The City That Reads" because you're supposed to read when you sit down on a bench.
by z May 13, 2005
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