Z's definitions

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

Che

Che- meaning "far out", "wow, thats neat" in New Zealand Maori

"Che, thats sweet alright"

by Z May 12, 2004

hcf

Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the CPU chip.

"So, how do I end this program?"
"HCF."
"How do I pause in the middle?"
"HCF."
"How do I terminate a loop?"
"HCF."

by z October 27, 2004

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

Lagit

variation of the word legit or legitimate sometimes used in place of chill or cool

Hey, 'sup man?
im jus chillin
Thats lagit

by Z October 21, 2004

Jack City

To have sexual relations with someone, to strike or hit someone, to steal something off someone

What did you do last night? Barbera came over and we Jack city'd. I dont like Frank, next time I see him i might just Jack City him right in the face.

by Z June 11, 2003

skutter

As above, but a note on the origen of the term. Skutter is like smog, two words being squashed together to synthesize their meanings. Where smog is smoky fog, a skutter is a skank from the gutter. A skutter is a dirty slut.

"bitch, get off me you filthy skutter!"

by z May 13, 2005